DV Mafia Co. "Still Waiting" Men’s Hoodie
This is the DV Mafia Co. "Still Waiting" Men’s Hoodie. It’s the official uniform for the guy who’s had his claim "under review" since the Obama administration and whose primary source of insulation is high-GSM fleece and pure, unadulterated spite.
The Breakdown of the Broken
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The "Wait Times" Shield: Featuring our signature cracked skull and crossed crutches. It’s the coat of arms for the modern veteran—a visual representation of the war you’re currently fighting against a mountain of paperwork and a system that hopes you'll forget you're hurting.
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Premium Heavyweight Armor: Unlike those thin, "tacticool" hoodies that shrink after one wash, this fleece is built to last through every garage session, freezing morning range day, and four-hour stint in a VA waiting room.
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The "Still Waiting" Motto: Boldly displayed on the banner. It’s a conversation starter at the VFW and a conversation stopper everywhere else. It tells the world that while your claim is "gathering evidence," you’re still holding the line.
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Salty High-Contrast Design: Gritty, raw, and authentic. No over-polished "warrior" nonsense here—just the hard truth of the post-service grind rendered in high-definition detail.
The Mission Profile
Whether you’re out of the game or just counting down the days until your terminal leave starts, this hoodie is your flag. It’s for the guy who knows that "service-connected" is the hardest medal to actually earn and the heaviest one to wear.
Best Used For:
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Staring down the clerk at the VA when they tell you they "don't see you in the system" while you're literally standing there in person.
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Explaining to your civilian boss why you can't just "lift with your legs" because your legs are currently on a temporary leave of absence.
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Grabbing a drink with the boys while you swap stories that would get you cancelled on any platform that doesn't require a military ID to enter.
"DV MAFIA CO. - STILL WAITING ON THAT RATING" Because if the government can afford another tank, they can afford to fix the knees you left in the motor pool.
Maintenance SOP: Wash it in cold water. Don’t bleach it—the world has already tried to strip your personality away; don't let your laundry finish the job. Tumble dry on low or hang it up like you’re doing a pre-deployment inspection. Stay salty, stay warm, and keep your paperwork updated.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DV Mafia Co. "Still Waiting" Men’s Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.75
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22 1/2
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22 1/2
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M
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28.75
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23 1/2
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22 1/2
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L
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29.75
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24.75
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24.25
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XL
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30.75
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26
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24.25
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2XL
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31.75
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27.25
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25 1/2
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3XL
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32.75
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28.25
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27
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