DV Mafia Co. "Morning Meds" Coffee Mug.
This is the DV Mafia Co. "Morning Meds" Coffee Mug. It’s the standard-issue ceramic for the veteran who doesn't do "rise and shine"—they just "wake up and tolerate." Whether it’s 11oz of liquid focus or the "apple juice" you need to deal with a telephonic C&P exam, this mug is the only thing standing between you and a total lapse in military bearing.
The Breakfast Briefing
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Ceramic Fortification: Built to survive the impact of being slammed onto the table after reading your most recent "deferred" claim status.
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The "Tribe" Branding: Features our signature DV Mafia crest. It’s a beacon for other disgruntled veterans in the office who also spent their 20s trading their knees for a handshake and a "Good Luck out there."
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Dishwasher & Microwave Safe: Because we know you haven't done a proper "detailed cleaning" since you turned in your CIF gear. Throw it in the machine; it can handle the heat better than a Butter Bar with a broken GPS.
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Ergonomic "Gripping" Handle: Designed for hands that have spent too many years holding a rifle or a wrench. It’s easy to grab, even if your carpal tunnel is acting up.
The Mission Profile
This mug is for the guy who misses the clowns but definitely doesn't miss the circus. It’s for the veteran who stares at their civilian coworkers and wonders how they’d handle a 4 AM formation in a horizontal rainstorm.
Best Used For:
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Washing down the handful of supplements and "Vitamin M" (Ibuprofen) you need to start the day.
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Looking busy during a Zoom call while you’re actually just daydreaming about your DD-214.
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Reminding your family that until you've had your first 15 ounces, you are technically still "on the range" and shouldn't be approached without a safety brief.
"DISABLED VETERANS MAFIA CO." Because "Retired" just means we have a higher tolerance for caffeine and a lower tolerance for BS.
Cleaning Instructions: Microwave it, wash it, drop it—just don’t expect it to fix your rating. Treat it with more respect than the Army treated your lower back, and it’ll last you a lifetime. Stay salty.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.