DV Mafia Co. "Spare Parts" Ladies Tee
So, you’re the one who survived the deployments, the toxic command climate, and the complete destruction of your lower joints—only to be told by a guy in a suit that your injuries are "not service connected." Welcome to the club.
This is the DV Mafia Co. "Spare Parts" Ladies Tee. It’s the official uniform for the female veteran who is held together by sheer willpower, a few surgical staples, and enough titanium to build a small drone. If you’ve got a "click" in your hip and a "not today" in your eyes, you’ve found your tribe.
The Hardware Breakdown
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The "Bionic Woman" Aesthetic: Featuring our signature cracked skull and a prosthetic boot that probably handles rocky terrain better than your original ankle ever did.
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Barbed Wire & Spite: Wrapped in concertina wire to remind everyone that while you might be "disabled," you aren't "defenseless."
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Supersoft "No-Rub" Fabric: A premium, retail-fit tee that won't irritate your surgical scars or your patience. It’s light, breathable, and fits like a civilian shirt should.
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Meme-Core Visuals: High-contrast, raw, and gritty graphics. It looks like it was printed in a garage between sets of physical therapy—because it probably was.
The Mission Profile
You don't need a "Veteran" hat to prove you served; the way you wince when you stand up from a chair says it all. This shirt is for the woman who has traded her cartilage for combat stories and is now navigating the civilian world with a "service-connected" sense of humor.
Best Used For:
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Rolling your eyes in the VA waiting room when someone asks if you're "waiting for your dad."
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Hitting the gym for a "modified" workout that still puts the local gym bros to shame.
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Explaining to your physical therapist that "it’s been making that noise since 2011."
"SPARE PARTS: UPGRADED & UNFILTERED" Because some assembly is required, but the original warranty was voided the day you signed the contract.
Laundering SOP: Machine wash cold with like colors (mostly black). Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic—your life is already full of enough high-pressure situations; don't add "melting your favorite shirt" to the list. Stay salty.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DV Mafia Co. "Spare Parts" Ladies Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
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29
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20
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L
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30
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22
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XL
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31
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24
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2XL
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32
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26
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3XL
|
33
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28
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4XL
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34
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30
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5XL
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35
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32
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