DD 214 Tumbler
So, you finally secured the most expensive piece of paper in the world. It only cost you four to twenty years of your life, a permanent ringing in your ears, and the ability to walk down stairs without your knees sounding like a bag of gravel.
This is the DV Mafia Co. "DD-214 Alumni" 20oz Tumbler. It’s the official trophy for everyone who survived the circus, dodged the re-enlistment NCO, and successfully made it to the other side. Consider this your lifetime membership card to the elite club of people who can officially tell their boss to "pound sand" (internally, of course, because we still have bills).
The Separation Specs
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The "Golden Ticket" Crest: Featuring the DD-214 Alumni seal and the majestic eagle of freedom—which looks way better on a tumbler than it did on that dusty plaque they gave you at the transition office.
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Vacuum-Insulated Freedom: Keeps your coffee hot for 12 hours or your celebratory "I’m a civilian now" beverage ice-cold for 24.
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Stainless Steel Durability: Built to handle the transition from a rucksack to a corporate desk. It’s tough, rugged, and won't crack under pressure—unlike that one Lieutenant during your last NTC rotation.
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High-Impact Finish: A clean, professional look that hides the fact that you’re actually just a disgruntled vet who misses the clowns but not the circus.
Why It’s Essential Gear
Transitioning is a trap. One minute you’re being told when to eat and sleep, and the next, civilians are asking you to "touch base" and "circle back." You need a vessel that reminds you of your hard-earned status. This tumbler is a beacon for fellow alumni; it’s a silent signal that says, "I've done my time, I've got the paperwork to prove it, and no, I will not stay late for a mandatory safety briefing."
Perfect for:
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Sipping expensive coffee while watching your neighbors leave for work at 05:00.
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Bringing to the VA to remind the staff that you are a "Customer" now (even if they don't treat you like one).
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Sitting on your desk at your new 9-to-5 as a subtle warning to your coworkers.
"DD-214 ALUMNI: FREEDOM EARNED" Because the best part of the service was the day you left it.
Maintenance SOP: Hand wash only. We know you haven't stood a proper inspection in years, but try to keep the gear squared away. Do not microwave—the freedom within is far too powerful for a kitchen appliance. Stay salty, Alumni.
More details
- Hand-wash only
- High-grade stainless steel tumbler
- Great for hot or cold liquids
- Straw and lid included with the tumbler
- 20 oz (600 ml)
- Height: 8.42" (21.4 cm)
- Diameter: 3.11" (7.9 cm)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metals, aromatic amines level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
20 oz (600 ml)
- Height: 8.42" (21.4 cm)
- Diameter: 3.11" (7.9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.