DV Mafia Co. "I'M INVISIBLE" Ladies Tee
You know the legend. You were told that as soon as you clicked that plastic buckle, you became a god—untouchable by speeding vehicles, stray bullets, or even the common cold. Now that you're out, you realize the only thing that glowing yellow strip actually protected was your command’s liability insurance.
This is the DV Mafia Co. "I'M INVISIBLE" Ladies PT Belt Tee. It’s a tribute to the most powerful (and useless) piece of PPE ever issued by the Department of Defense. If you’ve ever run three miles in the dark while looking like a human highlighter just to satisfy a CSM’s safety fetish, this shirt is for you.
The Safety Brief (Specs)
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High-Vis Irony: Featuring a battle-hardened skeleton warrior who is clearly not invisible, despite the glowing yellow belt of destiny. It’s the ultimate "I survived the Army and all I got was this TBI and a reflective strap" aesthetic.
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Premium "No-Shine" Fabric: Unlike your old PT shirt, this one is actually soft, breathable, and doesn't smell like a damp locker room after five minutes. Tailored for a feminine fit that’s comfortable enough for a nap but bold enough for the range.
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The "Coffee & Spite" Detail: Our skeleton is holding a steaming mug of DV Mafia brew because, let’s be honest, caffeine is the only reason any of us are still upright.
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High-Impact Contrast: Vibrant red fabric that ensures people see you coming—unlike the "invisible" protection of the belt itself.
The Mission Profile
This shirt is for the woman who remembers the absurdity of garrison life. It’s for the veteran who can’t help but laugh when she sees a civilian jogging without a reflective vest—wondering how they haven't spontaneously combusted yet.
Perfect for:
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Wearing to the gym to remind everyone that your "glute gains" were forged in the fires of mandatory 06:30 formations.
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Running errands when you want to signal to other vets that you, too, have suffered the indignity of the road-guard vest.
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Explaining to your kids why "Safety First" is usually just code for "Someone higher up is bored."
"I'M INVISIBLE" The belt said I couldn't be seen, but my medical records say I was definitely hit by something.
Maintenance SOP: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. If you lose this shirt, it’s probably because you left it in the laundry room—the PT belt can’t protect it from being stolen by a roommate, and neither can we. Tumble dry on low and stay luminous.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Midweight fabric: (4.5 oz.)
- Semi-fitted
- Side-seamed construction
- Narrow-width rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DV Mafia Co. "I'M INVISIBLE" Ladies Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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25 1/2
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17
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M
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26
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19
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L
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27
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21
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XL
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28
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23
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2XL
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28 1/2
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25
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