DV Mafia Co. "Unbreakable" Men's Tee
Your body is basically a museum of "that one time in the field" and "bad landings," held together by titanium screws, Motrin, and sheer stubbornness.
This is the DV Mafia Co. "Unbreakable" Men's Tee. It’s the official uniform for the veteran who sets off every metal detector at the airport and whose medical file is thicker than the technical manual for an Abrams tank. If you’ve ever had a doctor look at your X-ray and ask "How are you still walking?", this shirt is for you.
The Hardware Specs
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The "Bionic Veteran" Graphic: Featuring our signature cracked skull—a literal "before and after" photo of a career spent doing things your recruiter promised would be "fun." It’s a tribute to the head space you’ve occupied since that one jump or that one IED.
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Barbed Wire & Grit: Wrapped in concertina wire because your personal space is a restricted area and your joints feel like they’re full of broken glass.
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Heavy-Duty Comfort: Made from a soft, durable blend that won't irritate your surgical scars. It’s built to survive everything from a garage couch nap to a heated debate with a VA claims adjuster.
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Meme-Core Aesthetic: High-contrast, gritty, and raw—exactly like your sense of humor.
Why It’s a Must-Have
You aren't "broken"—you're just "upgraded with aftermarket parts." This shirt is a nod to the guys who gave their knees, backs, and shoulders to the cause and all they got in return was a 10% rating for "tinnitus" and a lifelong subscription to Physical Therapy.
Perfect for:
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Wearing to the orthopedic surgeon’s office so they know you’ve seen it all.
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The gym, when you’re moving half the weight you used to but with twice the intensity.
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Explaining to your kids why Daddy "clicks" when he walks down the stairs.
"UNBREAKABLE: SOME REASSEMBLY REQUIRED" Because we’re basically just a collection of service-connected injuries in a cool t-shirt.
Maintenance SOP: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach—your soul is dark enough already. Tumble dry on low. If the graphic starts to fade, consider it "battle-worn" and file for an increase. Stay salty, and keep those screws tight.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DV Mafia Co. "Unbreakable" Men's Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
|
17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
|
24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
|
26
|
21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
|
27.75
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23.25
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4XL
|
33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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