DV Mafia Co. "DD-214 Alumni" Men’s Tee
This is the DV Mafia Co. "DD-214 Alumni" Men’s Tee. It’s the closest thing to a "Get Out of Jail Free" card you’ll ever earn. This shirt is for the man who officially traded his combat boots for flip-flops and his "Yes, Sir" for a hearty "That’s not my job anymore." It’s the gold medal of the working class veteran.
The Separation Stats
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The "Eagle of Liberty" Crest: A design that looks official enough to keep the HOA off your back, but salty enough to let the world know you’ve survived more than one 15-month "vacation" to the sandbox.
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Heavy-Duty Comfort: Made from a cotton blend that actually breathes—unlike that suffocating polyester moisture-wicking shirt they forced you to wear under your body armor.
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Tapered for the "Vet Bod": Designed to fit comfortably whether you’ve kept your PT standards or you’ve fully embraced the "100% P&T" physique.
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High-Impact Contrast: Gritty, lo-fi gold and silver tones on a blackout base. It’s the visual equivalent of a 2 AM story told over a campfire.
The Mission Briefing
You spent years being told where to stand, what to wear, and when to pee. This shirt is the flag of your new sovereign nation: You-ville. It’s for the guy who still wakes up at 05:00 out of habit, but uses that time to drink coffee in silence instead of running until his knees explode.
Operational Uses:
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Wearing to a job interview to subtly let them know you have a very specific set of skills (mostly involving sarcasm and heavy lifting).
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Standing in line at the VA, providing a beacon of hope for those still trapped in the "Rating Pending" cycle.
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The perfect "First Saturday of Freedom" attire for every newly minted civilian.
"DD-214 ALUMNI: FREEDOM EARNED" Because you didn't just "leave" the military—you paroled out.
Maintenance Protocol: Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach—save the chemicals for the motor pool floor. This shirt has already survived the military; it can survive your dryer. Just don't let it sit in there for three days, or you'll have to iron it, and we both know you haven't touched an iron since your last Class A inspection.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DV Mafia Co. "DD-214 Alumni" Men’s Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
|
27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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