Red "Grunts Resolve" Tumbler
Welcome to the frontline of bad decisions and permanent profiles.
This is "The Grunts Resolve" Red Tumbler. It’s blood-red, battle-worn, and specifically engineered for the 11-Series soul who spent their prime years trading cartilage for combat patches. If your knees click in Morse code and you can still smell the exhaust of a Bradley from a mile away, this is your new standard-issue hydration station.
The Tactical Intel
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Infantry Red Finish: Because if you’re going to be this disgruntled, you might as well be visible from the observation post. It’s the color of the "Red Zone" you lived in and the red tape you're currently drowning in.
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The "Hard Head" Graphic: A steel-pot wearing skull that’s clearly seen enough "good ideas" from LT to last several lifetimes. Note the cracks—that’s just character, much like your TBI.
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Heavy-Duty Build: Designed to survive the lifestyle of a grunt. It’s tough enough to be thrown into a rucksack and forgotten, yet sophisticated enough to hold the whiskey you need to tolerate a family Thanksgiving.
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Thermal Superiority: Keeps your drink ice-cold through a Mojave desert summer or piping hot during a guard shift in the dead of winter.
The Grunt’s Creed
"Resolve" isn't about being a hero; it's about the sheer, stubborn will to keep moving when your body is held together by ibuprofen and spite. This tumbler is for the guys who know that "embrace the suck" wasn't just a catchy phrase—it was a legal binding contract.
Recommended Payload:
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Black coffee that could strip paint off a humvee.
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Electrolytes (to counteract the dehydration from the 14 cigarettes you had for breakfast).
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Anything that helps you forget the phrase "we're doing a layout at 04:00."
"DV MAFIA: DISABLED VETERANS" We’re not 'broken'—we’re just 'battle-damaged' and awaiting a parts requisition that’s never coming.
Maintenance Note: Hand wash only. Don't let your spouse put this in the dishwasher; they don't understand your "system." Treat this tumbler with the same respect you gave your rifle—keep it clean, keep it ready, and never let it out of your sight.
More details
- Hand-wash only
- High-grade stainless steel tumbler
- Great for hot or cold liquids
- Straw and lid included with the tumbler
- 20 oz (600 ml)
- Height: 8.42" (21.4 cm)
- Diameter: 3.11" (7.9 cm)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DV Mafia Co.
- Email: contact@support.dvmafia.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metals, aromatic amines level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
20 oz (600 ml)
- Height: 8.42" (21.4 cm)
- Diameter: 3.11" (7.9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.